• apple-saucy:

    spookynez:

    chaosprancing:

    superwholockgarfield:

    morgrana:

    OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

    it’s past, present and future

    you will be hurt

    you are hurt

    you were hurt

    BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

    you poetic little shit

    it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

    you will be stupid

    you are stupid

    you were stupid

    BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STUPID, THEY NEVER REALLY STOP

    (via hauntedholidays)

  • karenhurley:

    This campaign is great, really makes you look closer instead of just and quick stereotypical glance 

    GSR Entrance Hall System

    Advertising Agency: SPR Agency, Novo Hamburgo, Brazil Via

    (via pensivejew)

  • prguitarman:

    Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.

    (via pensivejew)

  • vanillish:

    i’m sending that outfit to the shadow realm

    (Source: fingerblaster113, via eggsistentialist)

  • thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    bert-and-ernie-are-gay:

    kluckleberry:

    #while bbc sherlock is at the stage where sherlock and john are finally discovering their love for each other #the movies have flown straight past flirting and into husband land

    Interviewer: Tell us about your relationship with Robert Downey Jr on set.
    Jude Law: Oh, I love him. I love him.
    Interviewer: Yeah? You had a bit of a bromance going on there.
    Jude Law: What is this new term everyone is using?
    Interviewer: Bromance?
    Jude Law: Oh, it’s a horrible term. What about just a romance?
    Interviewer: No, it’s not the same.
    Jude Law: Why not? Why?
    Interviewer: Cause then you’d have to star in a romantic comedy together or something.
    Jude Law: We just have. Have you not seen it? [x]

    Jude Law does not have time for any of that ‘No Homo’ bullshit…

    (Source: funkes, via hauntedholidays)

  • Emma Stone as Sam in Birdman (2014)

    (Source: emstonesdaily, via athpluver)

  • bingedrunk:

    when straight people talk to gays

    (Source: versaceslut, via eggsistentialist)

  • Paul Rudnick imagines a college-application essay, in Shouts & Murmurs. (via newyorker)

    (via newyorker)

  • "I have also excelled at lacrosse, wakeboarding, and riding the subway while thinking, Look at me, I’m riding the subway!"